Having sex whenever you want to never ever really makes a person desperately horny
It’s déjà vu all over again as President Obama becomes the fourth consecutive President to announce a bombing campaign in Iraq. Watch Presidents George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and now Obama make their statements over the span of two decades.
MLK, Jr.: “The greatest purveyor of violence in the world today is my own government. For the sake of those hundreds of thousands trembling under our violence, I cannot be silent.”
Living is hard, but I’m going to do it anyway.
Sometimes I don’t realize how often I say really dark things because it’s my type of humor. So I usually say it really casually…
Today my coworker was like “So how’s your life been?” and I told him my boyfriend moved and how we broke up. And he was like “Aw that sucks I’m sorry.” And I was like “No, it’s totally cool. I haven’t cried about it in 3 days!” and I laughed. And his eyes got really wide and he got serious and said “I’m really… sorry.”
and I was just like “NO REALLY ITS OKAY?????”
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob